Wednesday, 10 March 2010
A few months ago I wrote about defishing fisheye photographs with software, and I've long been curious as to whether I could apply the same ultra-wide effect to video footage. It turns out that I can, although it is time-consuming and laborious. The video above is an example of some footage shot in London's Natural History Museum, and also the area outside London Waterloo.
Amongst its many options VirtualDub can export video to a sequence of still frames, which is what I did. Ten seconds of timelapse footage at 30fps equals 300 still frames, which I then processed as a batch with Panotools. I have since been informed that the popular and surprisingly valueful image retouching software DxO Optics will do this automatically, and after having a look at the trial version I'm impressed, and slightly worried that I hadn't heard of it before. N.b. I am not being paid to advertise the quite wonderful functionality of DxO Optics, although if they want to send me the Elite version and a t-shirt and some Edam cheese - I love Edam - I would not object.
See, when I was a kid I couldn't stand Edam. It had a bland, hollow taste that did not appeal to me. Now that I am older and more attuned to the world's subtleties I realise that Edam is in fact the King of Cheeses; tasty, healthy, and also compatible with the modern age. It is industrial cheese. Cheese with the scaffolding left in place. Perhaps the only cheese that could survive the vacuum of space and subsequent re-entry. The only cheese that could be inserted into an elephant's bottom, removed, and it would still be palatable. The bright red waxy coating would make it easy to spot amongst the elephant dung. If only it lit up. I'm not being paid to advertise Edam, but trust me, it's a great cheese.
Still, once I had the individual frames in my sweaty right hand I simply assembled them with Virtualdub and added borders so that the image was a sensible resolution - XVid and DivX have trouble compressing footage if the vertical and horizontal resolution are not whole numbers - and I then assembled the clips results with Windows Movie Maker and added a soundtrack of my own devising. It took an age to defish the individual frames, a process that tied up my main computer when I could have been doing other things. In future I might press-gang my Asus Eee netbook into use as an overnight frame defisher.
There was one problem that defeated me. The video has a flat look caused by a lack of contrast. The black bars at the top and bottom should be the same black as the background of this blog, but they're brighter. As I understand it this is a common problem caused by inexperience, which is fair enough because video is not my field.
Posted by Ashley Pomeroy at Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Monday, 1 March 2010
The Natural History Museum is a wonderful place. I don't care much for the exhibits, because I can imagine a planet somewhere in the universe where birds study the stuffed corpses of men and women, and that gives me the creeps. But the building itself is fantastic, the main hall in particular. It was built by a man called Alfred Waterhouse, who had a beard. You can wander around with a camera and no-one tries to put you in prison. I have written about it before, in London: Friend of Foe, a brief guide to the photographic policies of various London landmarks. My conclusion was that London can be a harsh mistress. You have to feed it cigarettes and gin.
The Natural History Museum is right next to the Science Museum, which resembles a shopping mall and has a lot of exhibits that have not been updated in years. To my eyes the Natural History Museum looks the more futuristic of the two, in a retro way. It always reminds me of the sequence in Disney's The Black Hole where the asteroids smash through the giant spacecraft and menace our heroes. Damn, Maximilian was a magnificent bastard. The Black Hole is one of those films that works as a sequence of still images rather than as a dramatic film, which is perhaps why it appeals to me. I suspect that if I was given twenty million pounds to make my own film, it would be a lovely sequence of still images that would not work as entertainment. And so I must resist; I shall insist upon shooting a small kitchen sink drama with a little processing as possible. Or a gangster film. Or a zombie horror film with naked women. Two genres ripe for exploitation.
As with the previous films, this was shot with a Canon 5D MkII. I used an Olympus 21mm f/3.5 and a Zenitar 16mm fisheye lens stopped down to f/5.6. Unfortunately I knocked the lens hood out of alignment, and so all of the fisheye images have black blobs in the top-right and bottom-left corners. Also, the very first shot is slightly skew-whiff. Good job I'm not a professional. I shot mostly at ISO 800 or ISO 400 depending on which lens I used at the time.
The clips were processed with VirtualDub, and then sequenced with Windows Movie Maker. The music is made with the Korg Polysix simulation in Korg's old Legacy Collection, plus M-Tron. There are two paradigms for timelapse movie music; Tangerine Dream or Philip Glass. I chose the former. I also shot a lot of footage of the London Eye and for that I will choose the latter. But that is for the future.
Posted by Ashley Pomeroy at Monday, March 01, 2010